BofA Hack

First, let me say that I am NOT looking for a way to scam money or anything like that.  I am having major issues with Bank of America and would like to hijack their website and display a message on it.  If that’s not possible, maybe their Facebook page.  Naturally, I do not want this to come back on me in any way.  I don’t know how to answer the other questions on this form.  Prices, job description, skills  required etc, I have no idea.  (I guessed on most selections, it wouldn’t let me send without making a choice.  I thought on these things, you would be telling me.)  Hopefully someone will help me determine all that.  And hopefully someone will tell me if I should drop this whole idea.  I live in Canada but am originally from the US and I have accounts with this bank.  Discretion is a must.  I don’t want to end up in prison or sued by this horrible bank!  I’m already poor!  Thanks very much.